ranmaruliker:

the worst part ab having online friends is that to maintain the friendship you actually sort of have to have conversations with them. if we were all irl friends i would invite you into my home, give u my xbox controller & let u play a game on my bed while i lie next to u and coexist in ur space and backseat game you

wizpolys:

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When you get stuck in traffic behind someone with bumper stickers that elude to some strange politics

little-oxford-st:

kindofapieceofshit:

doctorrwby:

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absofuckinlutely not

You’re just continuing a long line of retail tradition babey

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afloweroutofstone:

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Sorry to everyone who’s enjoyed the last 130 years of science and culture journalism, but Disney needs the money to fund Toy Story 9

pleckthaniel:

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Favorite genre of post

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flareonfloof:

hera-the-wizard:

why the FUCK is there a Tumblr logo in the Unicode Standard??

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it’s in the private use block. it will never ever have an official unicode assignment so individual renderers can do whatever the heck they want with it, i’m guessing tumblr has something to do that

dreg-heap:

God could you imagine how mad geologists must have been to slowly watch the “hey all the continents kinda fit like puzzle pieces :)” guy get proven right

prettyboysdontlookatexplosions:

a lot of Internet Content can be boiled down to the form of “you’re not stupid or weak or embarrassing! you’re [other thing that explains your problems]!” and the thing is that is often literally true, and it is often helpful, and sometimes depending on the Thing learning more about the specifics of the Thing can really help you out a whole lot! but also, not in contradiction but in addition to that, i just can’t even tell you how much exponentially better my life became once i decided that actually i might be stupid and weak and embarrassing and that’s literally fine. the sun shines fucking brighter for me in a universe where being stupid and weak and embarrassing, which spoiler alert every human to ever live is at least sometimes, is forgivable and okay.

wardenapproaches:

Daily checklist of affirmations:

  1. Nothing wrong with me
  2. Nothing wrong with me
  3. Nothing wrong with me
  4. Nothing wrong with me

parlezvousladybug:

assassinregrets:

unashamedmercury:

trilllizardstrikesback:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whoisbobx:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:

toph-beif0ng:

rosslynpaladin:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

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We Stan this San Diego Man

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this

C o m e d yy

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Some recent gems:

And of course there’s


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#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

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i’m wheezgJmf stoP

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Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

imp:

maryfitzroy:

maryfitzroy:

oftentimes, what people call “toxic #girlboss feminism” is just women having professional goals

consensus in the notes of this post and similar ones + my askbox is:

• I am endorsing sweatshops run by women

• I am endorsing unfair labor practices if perpetrated by women

• I support MLMs

• I think margaret thatcher had girl power

you really hit all the bases with this one guys keep it coming

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